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oneswhouseyou:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

floridoll:

angrysupermodel:

floridoll:

science side of tumblr why don’t boys like me

boys are trash

thanks science side

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.